Losing Intellect: Ch. 1 by miight-bee-mee, literature
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Losing Intellect: Ch. 1
CHAPTER 1: "It's the n00b Guy."
Axel strut down the halls, his red hair bouncing with every arrogant step. He had heard about "the new guy" ever since Lexaeus had rat tailed him in the shower room to get his attention and mumbled it loosely, dropping the matter shortly after. It, of course, for the red-haired bombshell, was uncanny to not give whoever it was a "proper welcome."
The Organization was currently like a high school. The "seniors" would play cruel tricks on the "freshmen" or, as said by Larxene, the "noobs." Once the person was no longer new, the Organization would once again be separated by its f
Losing Intellect: Ch. 2 by miight-bee-mee, literature
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Losing Intellect: Ch. 2
Chapter 2: The Winning Streak
Larxene laughed devilishly. In fact, the laugh was so devilish, Demyx had to stop himself from peeing on his Organization cloak, considering it was the only thing he had on. Yes, he was nude under that very cloak.
"How come you're not coming with us?" he asked weakly, an innocent look upon his quivering expression. Everyone else merely followed his stupid question with an evil glare.
Axel rolled his bright green eyes, responding with a sigh, "Do you really have to ask?"
"I can't go streaking with you guys! Not with my anatomy! I'm a GIRL, you idiot!" Larxene emphasized "girl" just to make sure that Demyx unde
Losing Intellect: Ch. 3 by miight-bee-mee, literature
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Losing Intellect: Ch. 3
Chapter 3: Flashbacks and Reminiscing
Xemnas paced back and forth in his room. There was nothing he could think of that would be enough to get the younglings as mad as they had gotten him. He thought back to when he had last tried something just as devious (before Roxas came), but they had just turned it around on him…
"Good morning," Saïx had called out in his usual, creepish tone. "Breakfast is ready."
"Good. I'm starving! Got it memorized? Better have enough food prepared," Axel had replied smugly, but the older had merely grinned back at him devilishly.
"Food!" Demyx had shouted in a simple-minded way, his eyes shining with an oblivio
Losing Intellect: Ch. 4 by miight-bee-mee, literature
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Losing Intellect: Ch. 4
Chapter Four: Xemnas the Maniac
Xemnas casually strode through those two, tall castle doors as if he owned the place. "Mickey Mouse!" he exclaimed, his eyes bright with anticipation. What did it matter sucking up? The mouse knows that ALL nobodies do not actually give a you-know-what.
"B*TCH! GET ME A SANDWICH!"
Xemnas stood idly by, his eyes blankly planted upon the small, black creature's face as it sat upon the throne. Yes. IT. Mickey's head jerked over after shouting at what Xemnas thought to be Minnie. When did her head get so huge? Maybe it was the pink dress that made her's actually look larger than her husband's. Not THAT! Her head
"See Roxas," Axel began, "Sex is like Struggle ..."
"Why is he comparing it to that bloody sport?" Luxord whispered to Demyx as they both play poker nearby.
Ignoring The Gambler of Fate's comment, Axel continues his lecture to Roxas. "Sometimes you score, sometimes you don't.
"And Axel didn't most of the time. With sex that is," Demyx grinned. "Come to think of it, he didn't really with Struggle either ..."
Axel turned red and faced the Melodious Nocturne.
"Now wait just a minute, I scored more than you did!"
"Really?" Roxas asked.
"Uh, no... I mean yes! I mean argh! Ignore him, Roxas!" Axel sputtered slightly.
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